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cross-posted from: https://derp.foo/post/119697

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[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Fuck that, I don't want my boss coming into my house through a teleporter.

So many employers act like they own their employees as it is.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hey @entropicdrift, I'm sorry to wake you--you looked so peaceful--but do you have the cover page for this TPS report?

[–] RoboRay@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Maybe if there was a controllable delay on the teleporter...

NOTIFICATION: Your boss has entered the teleporter buffer. Allow materialization? [YES] [NO] [ASK ME AGAIN LATER]

[–] TheButtonJustSpins@infosec.pub 11 points 1 year ago

Allow dematerialization. I'll think about the rematerialization.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

[FACTORY RESET] selected, are you sure? Please do not power off while occupants are in the chamber.

[–] kittyrunningnoise@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

teleporters will have keys like vehicles and buildings, to prevent unauthorized access.