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I live for these awkward moments:
• Standing in the middle of the aisle? "Excuse me! Pardon me! Thaaaank yeeeeeoouuuu!"
• Not going on a green light because you're looking down at your glowing crotch? Insta-long-honk
• You and your friend are blocking a doorway while chatting? hand on shoulder "Pardon me, young man! Appreesheeyateyah!"
Always wear a smile ☺️