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[–] randomblock1@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

sorry we only have Exception in thread "main" java.lang.NullPointerException, is that okay?

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

that's how I like my coffee

[–] yum13241@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

How about

Class lol : Object
{
public static init void main (string args)
{
    virtual void A_Start()
    {
          Java.Print(args)
          break
     }
}
}

In case it's not clear, I know nothing about Java.