Shower Thoughts

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A community for sharing those miniature epiphanies you have that highlight the oddities within the familiar.

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It makes zero sense that the room people associate with hygiene and the room people defecate in is for a majority of people the same room (beehaw.org)
submitted 3 months ago by sunbather@beehaw.org to c/showerthoughts@kbin.social
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Carbon offsets are like meeting stormwater basin requirements for construction by digging holes 1000 miles away (kbin.social)
submitted 5 months ago by ReallyKinda@kbin.social to c/showerthoughts@kbin.social
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something

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If the Right Was THIS Mad About Easter Coinciding With TDoV, Wait Until 2029 When Everyone Thinks "someone rose from the dead!" Is A Prank. (kbin.social)
submitted 5 months ago by FfaerieOxide@kbin.social to c/showerthoughts@kbin.social
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List of dates for easter

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I Wonder What Jake Busey Is Up To (kbin.social)
submitted 7 months ago by FfaerieOxide@kbin.social to c/showerthoughts@kbin.social
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You think it's too late for he could pull off a Point Break remake?

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I haven't been ricrolled since the start of the year. (kbin.social)
submitted 7 months ago by Aatube@kbin.social to c/showerthoughts@kbin.social
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Unless you count my ringtone

(for a specific app)

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Expecting humans to live rational and evidence based lives is an irrational position not supported by evidence. (beehaw.org)
submitted 7 months ago by essellburns@beehaw.org to c/showerthoughts@kbin.social
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Clam Chowder and Cram Powder are both white substances (kbin.social)
submitted 8 months ago by FfaerieOxide@kbin.social to c/showerthoughts@kbin.social
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Cocaine.

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Show and Tell was so popular that it’s now one of the ways prople get paid, making YouTube the world’s largest professional Show and Tell platform. (kbin.social)
submitted 8 months ago by Remmock@kbin.social to c/showerthoughts@kbin.social
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I should probably bring something to Show and Tell.

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However long it was, Max's penis was Planck Length. (kbin.social)
submitted 8 months ago by FfaerieOxide@kbin.social to c/showerthoughts@kbin.social
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Body

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Adulting in america. (kbin.social)
submitted 9 months ago by HubertManne@kbin.social to c/showerthoughts@kbin.social
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Where I am in america you can get a buy a gun when you reach 18, alcohol when you reach 21 and cough syrup when you reach 40.

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We don't have to worry about AI taking over bartending jobs (kbin.social)
submitted 9 months ago by FfaerieOxide@kbin.social to c/showerthoughts@kbin.social
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...because they would pour too many fingers.

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Any meeting involving PowerPoint can be an email instead. Just email the deck to people. If they have questions, they can either email you or request a meeting. But don't interrupt people if all you'r (kbin.social)
submitted 9 months ago by starbreaker@kbin.social to c/showerthoughts@kbin.social
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Any meeting involving PowerPoint can be an email instead. Just email the deck to people. If they have questions, they can either email you or request a meeting. But don't interrupt people if all you're going to do is make them follow along while you read through a presentation.

#showerthoughts

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Centralized platforms have been so ubiquitous that if something bad would happen with mastodon.social, most people would just quit Mastodon (and the Fediverse) instead (libranet.de)
submitted 9 months ago by petrescatraian@libranet.de to c/showerthoughts@kbin.social
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Title.

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The Hobbit is YA (lemm.ee)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by DroneRights@lemm.ee to c/showerthoughts@kbin.social
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Exclusive Books get in free! (mghkpg.com)
submitted 10 months ago by ExclusiveBooks@kbin.social to c/showerthoughts@kbin.social
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Exclusive Books get in free!

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my dog and my wife should probably never ride together (moist.catsweat.com)
submitted 11 months ago by originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com to c/showerthoughts@kbin.social
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i mean, president and vice president travel separately. i cant lose them both.

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For Something To Be Known You Have To Say It, And Someone Else Has to See Someone Else See You Say It (kbin.social)
submitted 11 months ago by FfaerieOxide@kbin.social to c/showerthoughts@kbin.social
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Fracturing communication channels hence makes it harder for things to be known (which was the point).

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It's crazy how much of the technology we use is powered by Linux (kbin.social)
submitted 11 months ago by genesis@kbin.social to c/showerthoughts@kbin.social
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Everything is Linux

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y'all is such a great and incusive word, I love it. (kbin.social)
submitted 11 months ago by static@kbin.social to c/showerthoughts@kbin.social
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And that word is coming from an area known for bigotry.

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Humans are 80% water. So every time you drink a glass of water, you are engaging in cannibalism. (kbin.social)
submitted 1 year ago by revampeduser@kbin.social to c/showerthoughts@kbin.social
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It would be paradoxical to tell a mosquito not to bite the hand that feeds it (kbin.social)
submitted 1 year ago by revampeduser@kbin.social to c/showerthoughts@kbin.social
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If millions of years ago an asteroid wiped out dinosaurs, then we live in a post-apocalyptic world (kbin.social)
submitted 1 year ago by revampeduser@kbin.social to c/showerthoughts@kbin.social
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Life would be much more difficult if we had a chance to say goodbye with everything that we leave for last time (kbin.social)
submitted 1 year ago by revampeduser@kbin.social to c/showerthoughts@kbin.social
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When we start to live on mars, a "Planet of birth" section will be added in our passports (kbin.social)
submitted 1 year ago by revampeduser@kbin.social to c/showerthoughts@kbin.social
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No response is a response, and it's a powerful one (kbin.social)
submitted 1 year ago by revampeduser@kbin.social to c/showerthoughts@kbin.social
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