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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml
 
 

"All men are created equal"

SLAVERY

Always has been

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No one really cares how you're doing. They just want to make microwave noises with their mouth (small talk) so they dont think about their shitty lives in the deafening silence of existence.

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I should have been born as a Limited Liability Corporation.

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Why use phone when PC best?

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This shitpost is sponsored by the Useless Red Circle Industrial Complex

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You call this civilization? Standards are low.

Now playing Baba O'Riley by The Who

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Shame they didnt make a move. We could have been high together.

Or I could have been high and they could have slowly grown to resent me over the years... again.

And they wonder why getting married is a hard no from me! We don't need a government contract to love each other, to leave each other.

Stay or go, sall good bro.

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I pay 69% of my income to exist in a basement. I am going to spend every second I can down here so I can get my money's worth.

Maybe if they paid me, I could quit one of my part time jobs and there would be time to hang out. None have yet to take me up on this deal.

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I guess psychedelics will have to do.

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