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git push origin main --force-with-lease (lemmy.ml)

submitted 21 hours ago by cm0002@lemmy.cafe to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 8 points 11 hours ago

Jokes on him. I push bugs to production all the time anyway.

[–] Endmaker@ani.social 55 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

FYI

branch protection is a thing
commit signing is a thing

[–] dbx12@programming.dev 7 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

There was a big git hoster (cough bitbucket cough) who didn't have support for signed commits until a few months ago. But the signature is only considered good if the pubkey you uploaded contains the mail you use for logging in. Because surely no sane person would have more than one mail, right?

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 25 points 20 hours ago

commit signing is a thing

The tech-lead is in the adjacent cell. Now you know why.

[–] Sibshops@lemm.ee 25 points 20 hours ago

If the company allows this it's kind of their fault.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 19 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

You're officially an asshole.

Spoiler

This is a joke, see git-blame-someone-else

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

At that point why force with lease. Just force for extra problems