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I mean it takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich.
We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.
Yew!
How are ya now?
Good n you?
Not s'bad.
Are you serious with that turtleneck?
Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?
My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.
Dead ostriches need loving too.
I heard it was a sick ostrich
I heard it was a dead ostrich.
Allegedly.
I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.
I don't believe he fucked an ostrich...
Based on that photo though... his DAD...
It would take at least two guys to fuck an ostrich. Maybe 3. Unless it was a sick ostrich.
Allegedly
He's a billionaire, I'm sure he could hire a couple people to help.
How do you think his was found out? If there was only one person, nobody would have known
Ah but that's why he's doing BJJ.
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The rumors that Zuckerberg smuggled several tons of heroin out of Afghanistan are completely untrue.
It was actually meth.
Hey now, stop fact checking, will you?
Truth is, we cannot be certain Mark Zuckerberg fucked an ostrich. The only thing we can be certain of is that his mother very clearly fucked an ostrich and/or was herself an ostrich.
Community note: It was an emu, but Mark is working hard to be able to sub an ostrich.
What a degen
Degens need to mind their scruples.
I prefer the one that calls him a pedo. But who knows? I heard he brushes his teeth using milk to rinse. Guess we'll never know?
But I thought the joke was to say something that isn't true???
......joke?
Dude fucked a baby ostrich? Gross!
Fuck, facebook I can see the changes. Facebook looks closer to 4chan now.
Good idea. Keep posting image damaging fake news about him until he maybe reconsiders removing fact checking. But wrong place, this is not Facebook.
I'd like to see more realistic miss information about him. This is obviously fake but when the other side does it it's more unclear
The truth is he didn't fuck an ostrich but asked his wife if she thought fucking an ostrich would be fun. This has all grown out of proportion
Zuckerberg, trump's new butt boy, announces meta will stop fact checking.
did he really??
As sure as God's got sandals.
That's a very impressive feat, those things are monsters
I mean..... Do people want Facebook to be the arbitrator of truth?
I do.
Even after this whole ostrich story broke?
ALLEGEDLY
Especially. We need to know the facts; was the ostrich on the pill or is he moving to a state that still allows baby killing.
Ostrich pedophile Mark Zuckerberg raped another ostrich! Was his head in the sand like last time?
Crept up the cloaca smh
This is definitely his getting-blown-by-an-ostrich face.
Keep 'em coming.
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