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[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

As if, I, the programmer, will open a ticket for anything. Thats your job tester. Thats jour job PM. Im not putting this fire and I dont care if the company goes under because of it.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So like the first few seasons of silicon valley?

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

It's practically a documentary

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Corbin@programming.dev 4 points 6 days ago

I was going to bring this one up. The least realistic part of Antitrust is how the antagonist is defeated, but the parts where somebody is impatiently waiting for javac to finish so that they can pack their .class files into a JAR, or typing in a list of IPv4 addresses one-by-one to see which one works, were painfully plausible.

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

The app is 4 years behind schedule, and the endgame asteroid is still approaching.

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 days ago

Black Mirrors Hated in the Nation makes fun of this briefly iirc

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Reminds me of this one

https://youtube.com/watch?v=synJZAtH58E

when you rob a big tech company, but the employees are...

(that's the title of the video, the clickbait isn't me)

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