As if, I, the programmer, will open a ticket for anything. Thats your job tester. Thats jour job PM. Im not putting this fire and I dont care if the company goes under because of it.
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So like the first few seasons of silicon valley?
It's practically a documentary
Have you seen Anti-Trust?
I was going to bring this one up. The least realistic part of Antitrust is how the antagonist is defeated, but the parts where somebody is impatiently waiting for javac
to finish so that they can pack their .class
files into a JAR, or typing in a list of IPv4 addresses one-by-one to see which one works, were painfully plausible.
The app is 4 years behind schedule, and the endgame asteroid is still approaching.
Black Mirrors Hated in the Nation makes fun of this briefly iirc
Reminds me of this one
https://youtube.com/watch?v=synJZAtH58E
when you rob a big tech company, but the employees are...
(that's the title of the video, the clickbait isn't me)