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[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago

From the article:

The Cybertruck owner listed his truck for sale for $89,000. He thinks this is a fair price [...] if you added every optional extra that Tesla currently offers for the Cybertruck, given the $7,500 tax credit and the $2000 referral discount, (a brand new 2025) Cybertruck will still only cost around $86,000.

Nobody with a brain would pay more for a used vehicle. It's not a collectible. "Founder's edition" nowadays means "beta version" and it's not something that's worth more.

[–] mosscap@slrpnk.net 34 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I can think of one way to get rid of it. Saw it on the news last week. He's probably not going to like it.

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[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Waaahhhh I made a bad financial decision and no one wants to bail me out at a 20% loss.

Lol. Lmao even.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago

...he has driven and sold over 40 exotic cars, and the Cybertruck is the one vehicle he is having the most trouble finding buyers for.

Not saying the Cybertruck is a good thing, personally IDGAF about it, but calling this guy merely "a cybertruck owner" is bullshit. He's a guy who makes money buying and selling expensive vehicles, and he's whining about a deal that hasn't worked out for him. Poor baby.

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 67 points 2 days ago (7 children)

“I've owned it for 8 months. It is depreciating like a rock. I have already lost over $20k in 8 months. I want to cut my losses and move on, but I can't give this thing away unless I lower the price to probably $79k. Sucks.”

This right here sums up the unrealistic expectations of the average Tesla owner. Cars immediately depreciate the moment you drive them off the lot, no car is immune to this. The average new car loses 10% in the first month after buying it. It loses over 20% in the first year. For those who are playing along this track's with exactly how much this doofus has "lost" on his truck.

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago

Also funny that he talks about the price depreciation, while complaining about not being able to sell it. How do you want to sell a buyer on "this will depreciate quickly in price, but please pay a price notably above current market prices"

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The average new car loses 10% in the first month after buying it. It loses over 20% in the first year.

The theory behind this is that you'd only be selling a slightly used car if it was a lemon. The exception to the rule is resellers who already have a buyer lined up when they take possession of the vehicle.

But because Musk-o-philes are all Bitcoin brained and cannot conceive of prices ever going down, they're routinely shocked to discover that cars are for driving and not for speculating.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Anything's for speculating if you're dumb enough.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"I can't give this thing away."

FTA: He's not trying to give it away. He's expecting last year's used market value for it, but it's steadily depreciating. Someone offered him 50k for it. He overpaid for a new car.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Pretty much, guy's just being a Karen. "Broken TV from the 60's, 500 dollars. Don't low ball me, I know what I have."

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 days ago (4 children)

There is a Tesla dealership near my house that has a lot full of them. A ridiculous number. It seems that Tesla is struggling to get rid of them. Hard to believe that there is not a huge market for electric dumpsters sold by a conspicuous asshole.

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[–] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 191 points 3 days ago (20 children)

"can't give this thing away unless I lower the price to probably $79k. Sucks."

A brand new AWD CT from Tesla is $79,990.

Headline is clickbait. Seller is a whinger. Trash all round. Saved you a click.

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[–] AlternatePersonMan@lemmy.world 282 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"I can't give this thing away." - Guy who is asking $89,000 for a used vehicle that now sells new for $72,500.

Don't buy vehicles from a company led by an unstable Nazi CEO, dipshit.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 72 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Also, “give away” typically means $0. $89000 is to the best of my knowledge larger than $0. I’ll bet he could give it away, but he doesn’t want to do that.

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[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 249 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 52 points 3 days ago (6 children)

from the tardygrade's perspective is it playing a large violin or a normal-sized cello?

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 44 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Size-wise, relative to him, it's much closer to a violin than a cello, maybe slightly larger. So a viola would be the best fit. I think the picture is of a cello though, just sized strangely.

Edit: that image is strange. It's really popular, but bad. He's playing the strings from the wrong side of the bridge. How do you get that wrong?

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 50 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Because of the size difference between humans and tardigrades, it's hard for tardigrades to attend music lessons and otherwise learn about human musical instruments, so give him a chance, he's probably trying his best.

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[–] Stern@lemmy.world 72 points 3 days ago (2 children)

you can buy a brand-new Cybertruck straight from the manufacturer cheaper than Sledder is asking to sell his used truck.

Wow I wonder why there's no takers

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The paint job is totally worth the extra 19k you guyse!!!!

The article says there's a madman offering 50k cash for it. Poor soul.

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[–] cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Apparently Elon unfollowed MKBHD after he posted selling his Founders Cybertruck at a $50K loss and saying the Rivian RT1 was a better truck lol.

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

Oh no! Did he huwt the widdle man's feewings?

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

the shitposter in me wants to say that this isn't a problem you find a solution to, its karma for doing business with the devil.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 81 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Sledder also shares that over his lifetime, - he has driven and sold over 40 exotic cars, and the Cybertruck is the one vehicle he is having the most trouble finding buyers for.

Oh, I'm so sorry sir, it's frightfully unfair that this particular transaction has not worked out as favorablly as you're used to. Would you care for a sparkling beverage while Life figures out how to make itself better for you?

[–] Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago

Play stupid games...

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

Aren't you literally not allowed to resale a Tesla (RIP First Sale doctrine)

[–] Fermion@feddit.nl 126 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Between price drops and the cybertruck recently qualifying for the federal EV tax credit, buyers can get a brand new unit for what this guy is asking. This early adopter paid too much and got a bad deal, but there's no mystery as to why no one wants to buy at his asking price.

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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 73 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

No one will buy a used car for more than they can get a new one. Who knew?

[–] Jamablaya@lemmy.today 28 points 3 days ago

Park it front of a hotel with something something has a fuse

[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

It's a real problem to get rid of Leon Musk too. So this is intentionally.

[–] brlemworld@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I can't give this thing away

Sus

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 59 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The Cybertruck owner listed his truck for sale for $89,000.

The same dual-motor Cybertruck AWD variant now starts at $80,000. However, starting in 2025, the vehicle qualifies for the $7,500 point of sale tax credit. This further lowers the starting price to $72,500.

Tesla is also now offering a $2,000 discount to anyone who applies a referral code when buying the vehicle. That further lowers the starting price to $70,500.

LOLOL.

Everyone expects top dollar for used shit these days.

[–] sunshine@lemmy.ml 35 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This fucking article goes on 3 more paragraphs after that about how great the current offerings from Tesla are. Feels like the whole thing is just a Cybertruck sales puff piece in disguise.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I refuse to believe you can't find a Bigger Idiot to buy your used Cybertruck.

[–] candybrie@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Not for the ridiculous price he's trying to sell it for.

[–] Juice@midwest.social 31 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Expensive lesson, try not being a sucker next time.

"Oh no my shitty car depreciated" god who would have guessed

[–] Dungrad@feddit.org 65 points 3 days ago (17 children)

Off topic: it looks waaaaay better in black. 😳

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[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Pictured: typical parking job from cyber truck owner.

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[–] craseng@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Remember? The value of an item is what you get paid for, not what you want to get from it.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That one is not as bad looking as the rest but it still screams 3rd grade art project

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[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'll take it for free, I suspect a Cybertruck might be fun to paint in dazzle camouflage, at least it'll hide the shape

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[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 47 points 3 days ago

My first thought was "Really? Even a chop shop style place won't take it?" And reading it is like "Oh he doesn't want to cut the price so much but might now" so yeah.

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