Where does instant coffee fall in this paradigm?
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No joke, I've had two Keurig machines break on me in the past year. Those machines are trash, built to break. After the second one, I just bought a $10 coffee pot, and it's working great. It's probably going to last me ten years. There's barely any parts to break.
Help me choose a distro!
My coffee preparation method is:
I drink this one kind of instant coffee that does not even need me to heat the water, I can just mix it in cold water and be good with it. It's still coffee and I don't have to make the slightest effort.
I use Artix, but hate coffee altogether and would rather drink southern iced tea, what does that say?
Ooh! It's a Silvia! It's backwards, but it's a Silvia.
I love my Silvia, but I use Pop!
What about Moccha?
I grind my own and use a manual hand pumped espresso machine. Should I be using BSD?
How does a manual espresso machine work? Do you need to use a cheater bar/lift weights to use one?
Either a hand pump with mechanical advantage or a lever-based machine with a long enough bar to make it easy - at least those are the manuals that I'm familiar with
What about “gets my coffee from the free machine in the break room at work”?
I oscillate between void and debian. I use a french press. Idk what that says about me
It means you drink your coffee with your pinky out.
Why, though?
A french press is literally the easiest way to make coffee. There's hardly anything to fuck up and it's dirt cheap - like 10€ at Ikea.
Debian on my servers. Fedora on my laptop. Gentoo in my kitchen (yep that exact espresso machine). I'm all over the place.
Declarative distros like nixos and guix just order from a barista or one of those office machines
I have the second one, it takes about 2 minutes to make a cup of espresso, most of the time unattended, I've had it for 15 years, and yeah, it took some time to learn how to use at first.
I also use Debian, not Gentoo...
Fedora does look cool! It also has lots of customisability through theming and GNOME extensions.
And of course nixos user(doesnt exist)(btw i use nixos)
I have a fairly expensive espresso machine, but I only ever use that one button that makes simple black coffee. What does that say about me?
LOL what about regular coffee without fancy equipment? I vote alpine.
Мдэ... боюсь показывать то, как варю кофе в свете этой картинки. :)
Мдэ... боюсь показывать то, как варю кофе в свете этой картинки
I don't know how accurate it is but here's a translation:
Mdae... I'm afraid to show you making coffee in light of this picture.
I don’t know how accurate it is but here’s a translation:
Yep. I brew my coffee in a jezve or in a balancing siphon. :)
Cezve, possibly?
A cezve (Turkish: cezve, pronounced [dʒezˈve]; Serbo-Croatian: džezva / џезва; Arabic: جِذوَة), also ibriki/briki (Greek: μπρίκι), srjep (Armenian: սրճեփ) is a small long-handled pot with a pouring lip designed specifically to make Turkish coffee. It is traditionally made of brass or copper, occasionally also silver or gold. In more recent times cezveler are also made from stainless steel, aluminium, or ceramics.