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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the church of uncle bob would like to speak to you about the sins of commenting.

[–] einkorn@feddit.org 2 points 3 months ago

*furiously waves book around*

[–] temmink@feddit.org 3 points 3 months ago

Will each level of smaller clocks get one additional hour?

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

someone else's code would have the wrong values.

[–] piko@chaos.social 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

@Vordimous Wait for daylight saving time...

[–] Vordimous@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

Is that when all of the devs write the comments on the line after the code?

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

It should have the numbers change in the middle like a digital clock but look like the numbers on a clock.

[–] x00za@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago
// Open file
fopen();
[–] russ@cupoftea.social 1 points 3 months ago

@Vordimous @linuxgal when I see this sort of thing when reviewing PRs, I write words to the effect of "tell me WHY it's doing that, not WHAT it's doing". The "what" is usually obvious from the code and thus not worthy of comment. The "why" will enlighten your colleagues (and future you).

[–] chautalees@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

When you ask a Dev to test their own code

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