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[–] Dunstabzugshaubitze@feddit.org 33 points 1 month ago

good Tester.

If something stupid can be done, it will be done.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 month ago

Name is Alison Burke.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago

I've seen this enough times that I laughed without watching it. Funny stuff.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This is why it's important to have tests that assert a system's failure modes too.

shouldFitTriangleInTriangleHole()

shouldNotFitTriangleInAnyOtherHoles()

Bonus points for just parameterizing it.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago
 assert triangleObject.shouldFitInHole(triangleHole) == true

assert triangleObject.shouldFitInHole(squareHole) == false
[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Anything can be a square hole if you're brave enough.

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

If a function takes all types of variables it's your own fault!

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Testers are a godsend

[–] reverendz@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Poor development! If something can be done, people will do it.

Best way is to not allow it and provide no feedback.

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Wait, provide no feedback?