MTG

There's only one right answer to this question, and it's [[Dwarven Miner]]

[[Bruse Tarl, Boorish Herder]]

We do get access to some of the best dad bod pop-culture has to offer (albeit covered up in the card itself) on [[Chief Jim Hopper]]

I'm partial to [[Joven]]. He's going through a midlife crisis reliving his glory days in a heavy metal band

[[Kinnan, Bonder Prodigy]]??

[[Dryad of the Ilysian Grove]] is another good one. Got the sexy pose and everything