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TCP-Joke (lemmy.schuerz.at)
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[–] AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

joke Hi I hear to 'd a multithreading ,

[–] zorkmids_for_nothing@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

UDP joke:

Hi, I'd like to hear an UDP joke!
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Hi, I'd like to hear an UDP joke!
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Hi, I'd like to hear an UDP joke!
[–] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

"Hi. I would like to hear a UDP joke."

"OK. I will tell you a UDP joke."

"Are you ready for the UDP joke?"

"Hello?"

"Yes, I am here."

"Would you like to hear a UDP joke"

"Yes, please."

"OK. Are you ready for the UDP joke?"

"Yes, I am ready."

"entered mathematicians bar Infinite the."

"said beer I bartender will have the The to a of glass mathematician first."

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

This joke is frustratingly unfunny because it doesn't map to the actual TCP protocol flow at all.

[–] gun@lemmy.ml -1 points 2 years ago

Brilliant