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Real Men (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by thatwill@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Anarch157a@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Move fast and break things!

[–] DrDeadCrash@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

if you're not testing in production, you're not testing production

[–] claymedia@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Test? Pff, push live and wait for someone to complain.

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Re-deploy without backup!

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

The internet has been ruthless with the CEO, but I'm not complaining

[–] netwren@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I "test" my code, you "test" your code. We are not the same.

[–] hlqxz@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Man this fucking memes are funny as fuck

[–] Mylemming@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Test with your testes

[–] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Even tougher men run production in test environment.

[–] SnowFoxx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This humour is kinda dark......but I LIKE it xD