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As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Chief bit twiddler

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Bit Banger

or A,B,C,G

[–] spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Source Slapper

[–] waigl@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

As someone who is in tech… not sure, either.

[–] AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I usually go by "fuck you". Like someone yells out of their cube "who's goddamn code is this?!?! Ah, fuck you"

Also codemancer

[–] xoggy@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago

And Computer Engineering is none of these.

[–] sarchar@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago

Even in the trade myself for 30 years, I have nfc. Probably not Engineer (by itself) though.

[–] 0x0@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago

Digital archæologist. Bitshifter.

[–] deweydecibel@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not only does this meme ignore the fact there's only 4 choices in Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, it doesn't even do an even number of them leaving it annoyingly lopsided

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 months ago

Should have gone with something like “HaxorMaster1447”

[–] shai_hulud@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Feces Fling Server Monkey, 2nd class.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

"coder-codewriter"

[–] kaffiene@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I use software engineer but whatevs they're all good.

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