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Catch me outside (lemmy.ml)
submitted 10 months ago by Grayox@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 35 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Oh, I think I'll catch up with you in my Lamborghini.

My classic Porsche P133

Or my more modern 4WD Ferrari

[–] Froyn@kbin.social 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fork around and find out

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Forking in public? What has this world come to?

[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This looks like a fork on the road.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

:(){ :|:& };:

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"I ordered an Uber to give me a lift."

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Ordered Uber but got instacart.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Even though it's only tangentially related i must still link this video because it is old enough to be new again.

German forklift training video

Stick with it, its a bit of a slow burn but worth it i promise

[–] Grayox@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit this is hilarious

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Great! I was going it would find a new audience, it's good shit

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[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nothing sexier than a man with forklift certification.

[–] kosanovskiy@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Ikr. Like c mon, leave some forking for the rest of us.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Damn, bro. Save some bussy for the rest of us.

[–] Gallardo994@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

One looks more orange than the other, so the choice is obvious

[–] Morcyphr@lemmy.one 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Shouldn't park with your forks up

[–] ares35@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

around here, people use "alternate" vehicles, like atv, snowmobiles, lawn mowers and tractors, etc. to get to the bars because they lost their license. have not seen a forklift parked outside of one, though----yet.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Did they lose their cars too?

Driving a lawn mower on a public road would be just as illegal as driving a car right? Just more suspicious actually.

[–] ares35@kbin.social 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

some of their cars and trucks may still be wrapped-around a tree or in a ditch, or were impounded. and you can get ticketed for driving them without a license, but you can't get a ticket for cruising down the road on a lawn tractor without one (afaik, you could still get a dui though).

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You can drive an unregistered vehicle on a public road? I don’t think that works where I live.

[–] Poik@pawb.social 1 points 10 months ago

This. A lot of kids drove golf carts to the pool and stuff, but while that would be semi-legal in their gated community, they had to cross a public road where even licensed drivers would be breaking the law. No one seemed to care though. I'm fairly certain it's illegal in most US states.