Invisibility for the wearer? More like invagibility amirite?
this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2024
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I would pay good money to read a story exploring the effects of The Ring when held in nature's pocket.
Frodo could have keister'd it and simply walked to Mordor.
One does not simply waddle uncomfortably into Mordor.
Imagine fucking a woman wearing this inside her, you just become invisible on every in thrust.
At least they'll never have to see the face you make when you cum
Pretty sure it's this: https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/articles/24157-vaginal-ring
Awesome invention btw! Pretty much birth control pills and IUDs combined into one easy to self insert package.
So add "preventing unwanted pregnancies" to the list of powers the one ring can provide you, thanks Sauron!
AI is fucking awful but it does lead to some pretty hilarious moments.
That's more "bearing" it, as in: barely able to. Though, the current possessor is called the Ringbearer, so...
Better if it was The One Cock Ring... amirite
Do you wear a Dixie cup?