AnarchyChess

After 3..e5 play 4. g3 and fianchetto your bishop? Very rare move at master level (<1%) and has close to the same evaluation as 4. Nc3

I almost never face this opening, so cant even remember if I havre a line prepared

Bro idk just play the london, i‘m a 650 elo lichess player btw

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about-- ah, forget it. I'm lucky to keep my elo higher than my @FloatingIsFun@fedia.io post count.

I dunno, Nc6, then Qa5+, then Nb4? They'll probably take our knight but it stops their attack.

Then I guess we push king and try to check their king with our king.

use bongcloud opening to confuse your opponent i swear works every time