this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2024
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[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I assure you sir, it's only the speed of your car relative to my speed gun that counts.

[–] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But from my frame of reference, YOU were the one speeding officer. I was completely stationary.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

pulls out police baton

"Remember, I'm stationarity and you are the one speeding towards me."