this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2023
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[–] franglais@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago

Monkey's paw: it is a potion with an aoe 10' radius, makes everyone violently ill.

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

Pho cologne

You get to smell like pho.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

~~Shouldn't it be "The F* Off Cologne"?~~

Edit: I read it out loud, I get it now.

[–] Unaware7013@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

Why? That would entirely ruin the joke.

[–] onion@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

Düsseldorfers be like

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

I would say "Fuck cologne" would also work

[–] Dschingis_Pelikan@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

You have a few options here. You could try Butyric Acid but you might get crazy because it is to strong. Sulfuric compounds like Hydrogen Sulfide numbs your nostrils so it might work nicely.

Pro tip: don't use cat urin because some people are sexually attracted to it because of a infection with Toxoplasma Gondii.