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Do "America Runs on Dunkin" except replacing "America" with "the left," "the right," and "the center" running on blank. (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 10 points 1 year ago

Shit posters run on beans

[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The right runs on lobby money

The left runs on lobby money

The average citizen runs on fumes

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
  • the right runs on hate
  • the center runs on bootlicking
  • the left runs on compassion
[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

based and truth pilled

[–] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Florida runs on meth

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The left runs on dreams of a Star Trek future

The right runs on immediate gratification and exerting power over the other

The center runs on a constant stream of manufactured distractions