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[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

All of these are good and sometimes necessary except the bottom-right.

[–] Mechaguana@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Chaotic neutral

[–] FrostKing@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Chaotic neutral - Laptop + larger monitor

[–] StarkillerX42@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A neat trick I learned recently. The vertical /smaller/secondary monitor should go on different sides for different people. Hold a finger close to your face and close one eye and then the other. Whichever eye more closely matches the both-eye image is your dominant eye and is where your secondary monitor should go.

[–] cesium@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Lawful evil, but with ultrawide monitors.

[–] Famborghini@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Chaotic good but smaller monitor is on the left, only because I had one shitty monitor I got on sale right out of high school and eventually bought a much nicer but slightly smaller one later.

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[–] CaptFeather@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Lol my set up is a 22" 1080p on the left for basic web viewing, 28" 1440p center for games, and a 32" 1080p on the right for videos/twitch while I'm playing games

CN for those scanned PDFs. What am I gonna do, zoom in like some kind of animal?

[–] WarlordSdocy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I think the closest is chaotic good although I have three monitors, two smaller ones on each side and a bigger one in the center so kinda lawful good too.

[–] nyan@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 year ago

So if you have a monitor hooked up to a desktop on the left, and a separate laptop running a different OS on the right, is it lawful neutral or true neutral x 2?

[–] words_number@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

I've been neutral good, chaotic good and chaotic neutral in the past and am now lawful evil. No idea what that is supposed to mean though xD

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Chaotic Evil is that stupid hacking computer in Swordfish.

[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lawful Good, but they're all different sizes. So.. Chaotic Good? Chaotic Evil? Who knows.

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[–] scytale@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Once I got a widescreen monitor, I finally ditched the rest and only use my laptop as the extra screen. So lawful neutral but set up like lawful evil but lower.

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[–] ex_nihilo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

What if I use a 48 inch OLED TV as a monitor?

[–] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So, Lawful Neutral is just broke? Hunh... (Counts on fingers: druids, monks, cloistered scholars...) Yeah, that tracks.

Also, ofc I'm Chaotic Neutral. Pfft. I blame Elite Dangerous, as I was once Neutral Good, but then discovered what the game was like on an Index, and then there was no reason for the monitors to start that way anymore. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Chaotic neutral except i have a vertical one on each side like a big H. I do a lot of document writing

[–] SkinnyTimmy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At home: Chaotic good but with three monitors that are all different sizes

At work: Two monitors side by side, and then one above them

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[–] NattyNatty2x4@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Neutral good originally, but I find lawful evil to be faaaaarrr better. Tilting my head up or down for extended periods feels a lot better than turning left or right

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[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I love the Linus looking through the window background! I'm surprised no one else has mentioned it yet.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I have a chaotic neutral setup for work.

[–] Kite@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is neutral good called when the user keeps a large space between the monitors? That's pretty much all of my coworkers, and it drives me nuts.

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[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chaotic good. I got an older smaller 720p monitor as second. Hey if it works.

[–] gsf@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

Same. And I fixed the 720p with a resistor kit a few years ago when it fritzed out. Some terminal fonts look great on those chunky pixels.

[–] Kyoyeou@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago

Ex Lawful Evil, and If J had a secondary screen again I would to the same!

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Lawfull good but got the laptop screen in the middle below

I have a second monitor at the upper left of my primary one

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