I heard that India is allowing people to wack moneys over the head real good now. It used to be that you couldn't hit them little fellers. Not the cows though. You can't even eat their brain through a small straw like you are told to do to monkeys in some areas of Asia. Regardless, vegans like me can't get into the action. We just massacred a bag of pistachios and that's about as far as we go.

Did we learn nothing from Star Trek 4?