HAI 1.2
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
AWSUM THX
VISIBLE FILE
O NOES
INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE
Programmer Humor
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And that's how rappers became the top programmers in the industry
Can't wait to see Lil Yachty around work
Artistry, on god frfr 🙏🙏
Pro tip: the arguments to main()
don't have to be named argc
and argv
.
Also, you forgot to #define an alias for atoi
, and number
, n
, and i
could've been named something more on fleek.
Also could have takin out mains return type and used sus chief
number
is a variable i think
Yes, as are n
and i
. Do they not deserve 'fleekness?'
sorry i misread. i thought u meant number
was not #define
'd
Does it make me a bad person that I like this?
Edit: wait… return ! 0 ; wtf
I mean, returning non-zero exit status on error is just good practice. It even managed to evaluate to the same numerical value as EXIT_FAILURE
when I tested it on my machine (gcc 11.4.0 linux x86-64), although I'm not sure if that's always the case or if it's undefined behavior.
This cursed code is quite well-written.
!0 is defined as 1, that’s how argv [ no cap ] works, that and the ridiculous argc check stood out as a bit off, but works
Yes.
For those curious:
int main(int argc, char **argv) {
if ( -- argc != ! 0 ) {
errx ( ! 0 , "shheiiiit" ) ;
return ! 0 ;
}
int number = atoi ( argv[! 0] ) ;
for ( int i = ! 0 ; i <= number ; ++ i ) {
printf ( "%3d " , i) ;
if ( i % 3 == 0 ) {
printf ( "fizz" ) ;
}
if ( i % 5 == 0 ) {
printf ( "buzz" ) ;
}
printf ( "\n" ) ;
}
return 0 ;
}
My eyes are bleeding
The path to salvation is filled with terrors and temptation
no cap
Reminds me of Rockstar. The example also implements Fizz Buzz.
That's my favorite esoteric programming language!
I hate this. Where do I find more?
Holy unholiness, Batman!
I did expect those kinds of tricks would cause syntax error in #defines, but instead looks like everything is allowed... Some day someone #defines a such abomination that it creates universe wide black hole -like vacuum and everything ceases to exist.
i am seething with rage
I'm not a C programmer (is this code even C?), but I anticipated seeing comments like this. 😂
It's like watching a car crash in slow motion trying to read it. I can't look away...
I threw up in my mouth.
The Z Programming Language
frfr
I was going to suggest ALL CAPS in response, but then I remembered COBOL already exists.