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[–] gonzoleroy@kbin.social 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Private Trump, you're a disgusting fat-body. Your ass looks like about 215 pounds of chewed bubblegum, do you know that?

[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the f*** is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE TRUMP?

Private Gomer Trump: Sir, Top Secret Nuclear Documents, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Top Secret NuclearDocuments?

Private Gomer Trump: Sir, yes, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How did it get here?

Private Gomer Trump: Sir, I took it from the White House, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are Top Secret Nuclear Documents allowed in the barracks, Private Trump?

Private Gomer Trump: Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you allowed to have someone to read Top Secret Nuclear Documents to you , Private Trump?

Private Gomer Trump: Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: And why not, Private Trump?

Private Gomer Trump: Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Trump!

Private Gomer Trump: Sir, yes, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then why did you try to sneak Top Secret Nuclear Documents in your foot locker, Private Trump?

Private Gomer Trump: Sir, because I was hungry, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you were hungry...

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Bonespur Trump has dishonored himself and dishonored his platoon. I have tried to help Private Trump. I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not given Private Trump the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Trump f***s up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for ONE TOP SECRET NUCLEAR DOCUMENT! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES!

aaaaaand scene

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

"215"

Yeah... As if

[–] TigrisMorte@kbin.social 30 points 1 year ago

nah. The Kubrick stare has a smile. That is just an entitled pout on 45.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His mugshot absolutely 100% looks like a movie villain.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

a "despicable me" villain.

[–] elephantintheroom@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Oh come on. They don't deserve to be in a row with this pouting pee-pee-face.

They were misfits, deluded psychopaths and guys being tormented by their friends.

The last one is just a grumpy old guy trying to look badass while realizing he farted a bit too hard in his diapers.

[–] lasagna@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

Isn't that basically what he pitches? To be angry at the system that has, in their minds and from their perspectives, been wronging them? Even though of course people like Trump are a tumour in the system.

[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

The Eastman photo deserves an honorable mention…

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hahah love this one.

Also from which movie is n.3?

[–] Ravaja@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I could be wrong but it looks like full metal jacket

[–] theUnlikely@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Definitely Full Metal Jacket

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Thank you. Haven't watched that one.

[–] resin85@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Full Metal Jacket, The Annoying Orange

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

This is a "the four horsemen"-combination I can't argue against.

[–] TurboNewbe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Not really because it doesn't convey the same emotion.

[–] nonearther@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I think one stare is removed