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[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is even more distressing than the original.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Rapey Jar Jar is not something I expected to see today, that's for sure.

Why is the shot with a literal Giger penis monster somehow less threatening?

Is it the smile?

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jar-Jar: Tink about it. Shesa out da middle of nowhere wit one bombad Gungan shesa barely knows. Shesa look around her, what does shesa see? Nah-ting but open space. “Ooooooh no, dere’s nowhere for mesa to run, what mesa gonna do, say no?”

Anakin: Okay…that seems really dark though.

Jar-Jar: No, no, dis not dark. Yousa misunderstanding me, Ani!

Anakin: I think I am.

Jar-Jar: Yes, yousa are. Cuz if da girl said no, den da answer obviously is no. Da thing is dat shesa not gonna say no, shesa never say no…because of the implication.

EDIT: Genius has struck me 7 hours later.

[–] Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wessa can smell it growing inside yousa 🐣

[–] bakachu@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fucks sake OP, mark it NSFSW.

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] bakachu@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Was going more PG with Not Safe for Star Wars...but it prob could go a different route.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] OceanSoap@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

"Yousa cream"

[–] stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fun science time fuck your fun meme time!

They actually recently completed an experiment that proves that sound can travel through space (kinda, it’s still pretty recent and a hacky solution but)

https://www.space.com/sound-transmit-in-vacuum

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

This looks like one of those "cropped porn image memes" lol

[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sorry OP but I have a policy to always downvote jarjar, please don't take it personal.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That’s no way to treat the True Lord of the Sith

[–] Dee@lemmings.world 7 points 1 year ago

We all know that Darth Jar Jar was the originally intended villain, we were robbed of that greatness.

[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Let's see how many down votes I get for this honesty:

I can't fucking stand Star Wars. The fans are intolerable and the movies are bland and boring. Even with all that, jar jar still the worst part.

So weird to me that everybody hates these big ugly corporations until they write the story that they like and then people love them again.

Fuck Disney

[–] Dee@lemmings.world 6 points 1 year ago

Fuck Disney

I don't think any Star Wars fan over the age of 25 disagrees with this statement tbh.

[–] promitheas@iusearchlinux.fyi 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pre disney star wars was good. A lot of us grew up with it. Yea the movies have their flaws, like most movies, but the expanded stuff was really cool. I loved anything star wars as a child, be it comics, books, lego, games etc...

It holds a lot of fond memories is my point :)

So my point is: please excuse the obligatory downvote, its on principle ;)

[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago