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submitted 1 year ago by Amilo159@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] bastian_5@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

So we've confirmed that there were only 270 kilos of drugs on the premises?

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 35 points 1 year ago

Correct, we discovered 249 kilos of drugs in our search.

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It's that they need a certain amount for testing reasons.

[–] scottywh@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Gotta make sure it smells right.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

For Science!!!

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Hey where did our tent go?"

Me burping while stroking my extremely tent shaped belly

"No idea."

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A classic

[–] jasondj@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 year ago

I swear this is a Shel Silverstein poem…

[–] slacks9579@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I mean, I get the joke, but there’s no real reason there’ll be exactly 300 kilos is there?