Boss said stop coming in late.
I said I'm trying but my body hasn't cooperated with this start time for the last 30 years, I don't see why it will start now.
Boss said would starting and finishing later work?

For the last 5 years I've been starting at 9:30 and finishing at 6. And I haven't been late due to me as a person since.

Public transport problems happen occasionally, but it was that simple for them to get a full day out of me reliably.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago

I'm starting at 8.30 and stopping at around 16.

Work smart, not hard. :)

[–] TrustingZebra@lemmy.one 14 points 1 year ago

I like being L8, dont H8

[–] Currens_felis@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Making coffee, probably

[–] hakase@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Boomer minion meme vibes.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

I can be there at 8. Actually working still begins at the same time.

[–] rippersnapper@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Steve forgot to wear his pants

[–] GingeyBook@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

That's the 3rd time this month you've "forgotten" Steve

[–] bastian_5@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At first I thought this was saying age 8 instead of 8am. I think the child labor version has more potential with the baby Yoda.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Well that's an upsetting thought.