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People born after 2000 have never seen the cosmic microwave background on their TV set.
(startrek.website)
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.
Cosmic microwave? Is that what you are calling "ants in a snowstorm" these days?
"War of the Ants", where I'm from (sweden).
Ask your friend which side is winning, say you're rooting for the black ants, then turn off the TV and claim victory.