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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by shderz@sh.itjust.works to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
 
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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 112 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (17 children)

In a world where The Purge exists, you think Elon wouldn't have automated security guns and maybe even actual robot terminators? Have you seen those movies? The rich fuckers are always the ones who come out on top, except the one time a poor person fucked up one of their murder orgies after almost being murdered.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 55 points 4 days ago (3 children)

’cept Elon would cheap out any chance he could – his recent tech show proved he couldn’t handle anything more complex than animatronics puppeted by underpaid interns

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Elon is also a ketamine junkie sex pervert. You get a hot girl in suit to knock on his door and decapitate him.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 15 points 4 days ago

It'd work on me

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Did that have to do with his comfort and safety, or just some hobby he uses to trick people into giving him money?

These people use their power and influence to stave off time and death as their prime motivator, just look at his hairline for the best evidence.

[–] levzzz@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

He could maybe cause the bite of '87...

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