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What? Because of the elections? I feel like it's always been an excellent time to delete social media accounts haha
I don't disagree, I'm just saying if anyone was on the fence and needed a push.
This guys over here pushing people off of fences! Must be a descendant of the guy who murdered Humpdy-Dumpdy.
What? The nursery rhyme said he had a great fall. It never specified what CAUSED his fall!
Yes. I AM in here spouting off nursery rhyme conspiracy theories. I figure the next 4 years don't matter. So I'm just going to forget any sense of self control, rational thinking, or empathatic morals. I'm just going to poop in the streets and blame.....eh, who can I blame......I'll blame Andy Dick. Seems like something he'd do. Nobody is going to question that!
This is crazy but literally last week andy dick forced me to shit on my porch. Are we in the matrix?