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[โ€“] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (8 children)

I've heard a lot of arguments in favour of starting at 1 and as a "start at 0" person, I'm starting to question my beliefs and am as confused as I was at 3 am when I saw my cat piss from inside her litter box onto the parquet flooring and then slip on it.

[โ€“] gnutrino@programming.dev 15 points 2 weeks ago

True programming chads don't index at all, they just bind functions to the list monad.

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