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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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You are a program (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by ReadyUser31@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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rOzeclawz Follow 2d ago

what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while!" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

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[–] noodlejetski@lemm.ee 165 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

similar energy:

All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up (pictograms of a PA system, an old school PC, and a few kiosks all crossed off; To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To; And I Will NEVER Speak To You; I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk; I am a Divine Being : You are an Object; You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

The only ground i will give in this argument is when my headphones tell me the battery is low.

[–] galmuth@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago

"Duh bruuthooth bwattery ish wunnin row"

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