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The whispering is all in her head and says she sucks

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[โ€“] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 39 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I definitely don't take advice from someone who leads with this

I am the human embodiment of a perfectly poured shot of espresso. Smooth. Satisfying. Energizing.

This is why I am able to exceed expectations and tap into superhuman qualities that transform the lives and careers of job seekers throughout the known galaxy. How?

[โ€“] gmtom@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

Actual psychopath

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