Yeah, but that makes it sound like they're all equal, and there hasn't been any progression, which is untrue. You're either insane or a historical reenactor if you write something new in COBOL.

I think Rust is genuinely a huge leap forwards compared to C/C++. Maybe one day it will be shitty and obsolete, and at the very least it will become a boring standard option, but for now...

[–] stingpie@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Rust is already obsolete, compared to Stingpie's excellent assembly language, paired with object oriented programming!

This is the SEALPOOP specification:

an assembler must create a binary program which satisfies the programmer's specifications.
a compiler must translate the programmer's code into SEALPOOP's parallel instruction set source, which should be fed into the SEALPOOP PISS assembler.

[–] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well that's going to get cancelled. Think of the non binary folk out there!

[–] lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago

Don't worry, they have DreamBerd

Booleans can be true, false or maybe. Technical info: Booleans are stored as one-and-a-half bits.

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