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Homeland Security Admits It Tried to Manufacture Fake Terrorists for Trump (gizmodo.com)

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[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 62 points 1 month ago (13 children)

I've been waiting for the ideal time to unmask myself, and now seems as good a time as any.

It is I. I am the president and CEO of Antifa, and I rule with an iron fist.

I'll take your questions now.

[–] bibliotectress@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hi! Yes, I have a question.

Grocery prices have been hitting hard lately, and I'm looking into alternative meat sources. I would like to know if I were to join your company, could we literally eat the rich? Or, second best, take all their stuff?

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

God knows what wierd chemicals they are marinating in, and most of them are busy amassing private armies and creating microstates while working to erode the checks that currently limit their ability to essentially act as actual sovereign citizen, so it wouldn't exactly be very calorically rewarding compared to the effort, but...

NEXT!

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