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I know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it? (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] InquisitiveApathy@lemm.ee 244 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (46 children)

I have family in Utah and there's a pretty common joke in this vein.

Why do you always invite two Mormons to a party?

Because if you only invite one they will drink all your beer.

[–] thirteene@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Jews don’t recognize Jesus.

Protestants don’t recognize the Pope.

Mormons don’t recognize each other in wendover

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