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More confusion for recruiters (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] manucode@infosec.pub 119 points 3 months ago (29 children)

It uses XML-like syntax:

<fun>
  <name>sum</name>
  <in>
    <int>foo</int>
    <int>bar=0</int>
  </in>
  <out><int>foo+bar</int></out>
</fun>

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Make sure to make ample use of mixed content elements.

<statement><var>bar</var> = <int>0</int></statement>

[–] aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

statement: 
  comparison:
    - kind: libcompare.EQUALS
      comparators:
        - foo
        - bar
      whentrue:
        statement: 
          streaming: 
            - kind: libstreams.PRINT
               content: foo equals bar
      whenfalse:
        statement: 
          streaming: 
            - kind: libstreams.PRINT
               content: foo does not equal bar

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

God I hate it

[–] aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Lol, I'm sorry

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago

Don't apologize, it's beautiful in its horribleness

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