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Lemmy today (i.imgflip.com)

submitted 5 months ago by HowManyNimons@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (7 children)

"They're too stupid to make their own decisions, I know better what's best for them, I must protect them from themselves".

I've never been given a reason to not think most people are morons

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You haven't met most people. :)

[–] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The problem is every one of us is most people on something. ;P

[–] bobburger@fedia.io 1 points 5 months ago

That's 100% true. That's why I'd like the help from experts to help me avoid being scammed, help me avoid drinking and eating poisoned food, or having to breath unhealthy air.

I don't always know the full repercussions from the decisions I make so I really appreciate having some expert help. This is especially true of decisions shitty people try to coerce me into making when I'm desperate or emotionally vulnerable.

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