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[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There are different reasons to not lick them too. Some of them will explode if you lick them.

[–] kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

which ones? asking for a friend.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

The alkali metals. Starting with lithium, but it probably won’t explode, just burn. Sodium, potassium, and rubidium will explode from your saliva. Cesium and francium will explode just from the moisture in the air.