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There's an old man sitting next to me Makin' love to his tonic and gin.
Now John at the bar is a friend of mine He gets me my drinks for free
Paul is a real estate novelist Who never had time for a wife And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy, And probably will be for life
Last time I made love to my drink I got a lifetime ban from that bar.
Just tell me where I jizz so I can give this lady her drink.