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You'd have to have quite a lot of last few drops to smell up the place. Or some ridiculously potent piss.
Have you ever seen a public urinal?
No of course not. Please elaborate. Do they get similar amounts of users or something else that's comparable?
They all have misses and drips all around them. It's such a simple skill that men can't master even when an entire industry was built to accommodate them.
But you are blasting piss off the porch, the direction is away from you. Almost all of the splatter is gonna end up on the lawn, where you're pissing anyway.