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You can have anything you wan... (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 10 months ago by CowsLookLikeMaps@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] nogooduser@lemmy.world 179 points 10 months ago (7 children)

I like the scope creep there:

  1. Programming language (singular)
  2. All programming languages and related knowledge
  3. Add in AI, ML and data structures
[–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 56 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Bro needs to go big. Why not all electronics and electronic systems in general? As it is he could still be "caught with his pants down" by another speculative execution bug.

[–] JPJones@startrek.website 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

DNA is a programming language. The fabric of space time could be a programming language. Keep going!

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If we're really living in a simulation my dude is really asking for reality bending powers.

[–] Dragster39@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

In that case we might as well call him the Architect or God, whichever flavor fits your believes best.

[–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

DNA is a programming language

JavaScript no longer has the worst type system, then.

Jury's out on whether brainfuck or general relativity is more tractable.

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