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[–] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 75 points 9 months ago (15 children)

I had the urge while out the other day and had to wipe, like a peasant. Bidets should be a right in the kingdom.

[–] space_gecko@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago (12 children)

Get a little portable bidet. They're not ideal, but it sure beats the awful toilet paper in public bathrooms.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago (11 children)

Wait, those exist? I might have to look into it, because I can't install a normal bidet in my apartment (horrible Soviet era piping all over the place)

[–] powerofm@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They're basically a squishy water bottle... Not ideal but might be worth a try?

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 7 points 9 months ago

After the birth of my first child I ended up with a hemorrhoid. Truth be told, I was scared shitless to touch anything down there for a couple days after the trauma. They had given me a squishy bottle to rinse myself while everything recovered. Warm water from the tap was heavenly lol.

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