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... Props for honesty? (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 52 points 10 months ago (5 children)

"Fair enough. I'll defer reporting you for lack of delivery. Hope your day gets better!"

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 62 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If I'm ordering delivery I'm probably not in the greatest place either, but I'm not heartless.

"I'm sorry to hear you're having a bad day. Bring me my food unscathed, and I'll place a second order you can pick up and keep. What do you want to drink?"

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

I read the note in dramatic Shakespearean voice 8/10 not bad at all

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't some other driver be able to pick that one? I don't think it would work too well...

[–] Lesrid@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't do it through the delivery, set it for pickup and give them the details.

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

Oh yeah... Good point.

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