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I love it when I have to scream at a computer (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by tsuica@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml 47 points 11 months ago (31 children)

The phrase "SQL programmers" is so fucking weird. SQL isn't a programming language. It's a query language. You don't "program" things with SQL. You utilize SQL as a component of programs for data insertion and lookup, but the actual logic of execution is done in a programming language. Unless you're doing Oracle PL/SQL, in which case why are you giving money to Oracle?

[–] KarmaPolice@lemmy.world 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Most database engines support stored procedures. You don't need to give money to oracle, you can give it to Microsoft instead.

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Or not at all? Postgres? MariaDB? I think I missed the /s. I'm slow hah

[–] KarmaPolice@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Yes, those work :-) giving money to MS was more of a joke.

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