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submitted 1 year ago by alphacyberranger@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world -4 points 1 year ago (22 children)

Never heard of a decompiler I see.

[–] tastysnacks@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Try converting from English to Japanese and back to English.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

retf```

[–] amki@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

A fancy way to say do nothing is not the same as translating back and forth. Example: Show me the intermediate translation.

Also we live in a 64bit world now old man

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Also that instruction does not do nothing, it resets the CPU register to zero without having to access RAM. Far from a NOP instruction.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're right.

xor rax, rax

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

GF2P8AFFINEINVQB xmm1, xmm2, 10

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