this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2023
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[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 88 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] lemmegogo@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

they are always triggered, so this checks out

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 13 points 1 year ago

I was just coming to say that and I've never even held a gun lol

[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Also the gun doesn't hold a magazine. So he is irresponsible and pathetic at the same time.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ah another responsible gun owner I see

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't worry, it's a BB gun so he can't hurt himself. Mom didn't want him owning real guns after the fiasco with the hair dryer back in '06

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Hurting himself is like, most of what he does.

[–] cals11@programming.dev 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bobby Hill with another 15 years on him.

[–] 520@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago

More like Bobby Hill with another 15 years left.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Dang it, bobbeh. I told ya that boy wasn't right.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Doesn't his relationship make him gay?

[–] Gallardo994@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

He never has sex though, as mentioned

[–] MartinXYZ@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

You're assuming GOD is a man?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 16 points 1 year ago

I also like the version with the caption: "dreams of a zombie apocalypse - would die running up a flight of stairs"

[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Christianity and right wing thought produce such toxic people. How do we turn the tide? How do we fix our people, our culture, ourselves?

[–] ziggurat@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Free education for all, teachers who are paid enough to care

[–] jcdenton@lemy.lol -5 points 1 year ago

Reject teenage liberal rebellion phase

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Took me a bit to understand "diet: betes"

[–] tiredofsametab@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think he can be in a relationship with god. Assuming protestant, and often evangelical, there's a trinity of which Jesus is part and whom they consider too woke

[–] statist43@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

And beeing in a relationsship with god and jesus would be gay too..

[–] avater@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

isn't he german or am I confusing this fat guy with the german fat guy who runs mega and looks pretty much alike ?

[–] MartinXYZ@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

He does look like Kim Dotcom, who is indeed German-Finnish but I'm not certain it's him.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nope, not him, this is another fat white guy.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

There's two?

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

I also immediately thought of that guy

[–] joel1974@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] avater@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

but he "only" lives there right, he was born in germany and does not have any other citizenship as far as I know

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jcdenton@lemy.lol 6 points 1 year ago

God bless America

[–] Justfollowingorders1@lemmy.ml -1 points 1 year ago

The middle two probably describes the lemmy users as well.