He did not, in fact, trade the popemobile for this.
That car provided more protection than god ever could
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I mean that's an extremely low bar. a metal folding chair in the back of a pick-up also would....
Because the vehicle exists?
You'd think god would protect the pope so they wouldn't need bulletproof glass.
Almost like the pope doesn't trust him or ... gasp, doesn't believe it to exist.
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God gave us the power to make the popemobile. Checkmate atheists.
Did he suggest an alternate term, or just say 'stop calling it that'?
As stated clearly in the article, the term is not “popemobile”, but rather “undignified”.
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All I know is that his request was ignored
But what alternative would you suggest?
Pope Force One.
Pope-Porter.
Move-a-Pope.
Sacral Scooter.
Pope-box.
The Holy Whip.
Christmobile.
Port-a-Popey
Pope force one coming out of the gate strong
Pontifford
Popetiac
Holy Honda
Christler
Lord focus
His Holdenness
Chitty Chitty Bang Kids
That's the one with tinted windows.
Scooty-Pope Jr.
Holy Roller
The Porta Poper
Pope-on-a-float
I want to buy a sacral scooter now
Pope Mc Poppy.
Sacred Scooter
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Popey McPope face
Pontificart
Autopope
Popey McPopeface
Popelmover
Automopope
Popebox
Does anyone in that cult ever suggest alternatives, or just say ‘Don’t do that’?
No, I traded it for a microphone.
Plus, it's a model made before catalytic converters so it runs good on regular gas.
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I love that description! "In 2002 he asked to stop calling it the popemobile, (so anyway...) in 2008 the popemobile..." lol
If everything in his crackpot sandstorm hallucination of a religion is correct I imagine his toes are quite toasty about now.
whæt
*hwæt !
We Gardena in geardagum, þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon, hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.
And the snake said, “sorry mate, I don’t speak old English”
Man I love Beowulf, what other poems start with "so there was this king who was very good at barfights"?
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Best read in Ron Howard's voice
Ah, the God Force 1
Man with science made object to protect a man of all-powerful god.
He-he
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"Take me seriously" says man in absurd robes, silly hat and one of a kind noddy car.
It's got a holy motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got holy tires, holy suspensions, holy shocks. It's a model made before the protestant reformation so it'll run good on regular indulgences. What do you say, is it the new Popemobile or what?
Fix the holy cigarette lighter.
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